Wednesday, June 29, 2011

What MMS (Manmohan Singh) Says

Manmohan Singh said that there is no magic wand to handle corruption instantly and he said this to editors during meeting. If MMS thinks that there is no magic wand to control corruption then he should also try to understand that common man is also no having any magic wand to handle frequent rise in prices. He should also try to understand that even an extra dumb approach of him and his government is not enough to handle corruption. Manmohan Singh is also saying that I am doing my best for nation. What I think if he considers his action as best then he should also try to do worst and may be that worst may prove helpful for India. One more thing, MMS government is doing best to control the people who wish to fight against corruption. If MMS is honest then why  is he tolerating corruption under his nose.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Sonia Gandhi’s Way to Cope with Maya’s Maya


Sonia Gandhi makes a call to President Patil
Sonia: Hello Mrs. Pratibha, How r U?
Pratibha Patil: I am fine Madam Sonia? What about U?

Sonia: I am also fine Mrs. Pratibha.

Pratibha  Patil: Tell me. How did u remember me after so many days.

Sonia: I remember u everyday mam but due to my busy schedule I don’t find time to talk to u. I remain so busy and tense these days that I have not even talked to Rahul and Priyanka since long time. Even Priyanka’s Chidren have called me many times and asked me to visit to their place but I could find time for that.

Pratibha Patil: Ya, It happens like this in politics. But I don’t remain that much busy as my job is easy going. I can easily devote much of my time for my family. 

Sonia: Yes Mam u r very much free minded otherwise Abdul Klam as a President used to take much pains.

Pratibha Patil:Abdul was a Bachelor Sonia ji and I am married.  I give more priority to my family. The people of India know me only by my name. Even if I go to market nobody is able to recognize. I can move freely during my hangouts. 

Sonia Gandhi: Infact, I also don’t want to take much trouble but all I do is just for sake of good political career of Rahul.

Pratibha Patil: Ya I know that Sonia ji.  U r also very much family oriented and that’s why u did not choose to become Prime minister 

Sonia Gandhi: Yes Pratibha ji . U r right .Only a women can understand the mind of woman. Actually mam, I want to give u some trouble. If u do a little favor on congress, u will gain publicity and people will start knowing u.

Pratibha Patil: But what? See Sonia Ji, Don’t ask me for doing anything for which I will be required to make much moves out of Rastriyapati Bhawan.

Sonia Gandhi: No no. U have to do a little task just by sitting in office and That is just to call Mr. B.L Joshi, Governor of  U.P to ask Mayawati to allow Congress Party’s ‘Nyaya Yatra’ in U.P otherwise he will impose President’s Rule in U.P by declaring Emergency.

Pratibha Patil: O.K But r u sure that it will not create much problem for me.

Sonia Gandhi: No mam not at all rather it will add glory to Ur name and position as u will be remembered in history for  maintaining the spirit of Constitution by  saving the fundamental right of congress party for making peaceful march.

Pratibha Patil: OK. I will think over it. But I really appreciate u as u wish to move on the footprints of your Mother-in-law, Mrs Indira Gandhi by declaring emergency. 

Sonia Gandhi: Thanks Pratibha ji. Take care. Have a nice time.

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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Digi Uncle's Special Wishes for Dear Rahul Gandhi

Digvijay Singh ji Rahul ke ektalisvey janam din pe kehtey hai ki Rahul gandhi ab itne anubhavi ho chukey hai ki desh ke pradhanmantri bn saktey hai. Unke aisa kehne ke piche kai karan hai jo isparkar hai

Kyunki Manmohan Singh samet congress ke sabhi diggaz neta itne badnam ho chukey hai ki unmey sai kisi ko desh ka pradhanmatri nhi bnaya ja sakta.

Party Rahul baba ki publicity ke liye krodon rupaiya kharch kar chuki hai aur rahul ko pradhanmantri bna kar usey vasulna hai.

Rahul baba nai bharat ke lagbhag sabhi main sthano per picnic mna li hai aur ab wo bharat ke chppey chppey sai wakif hai

Rahul baba ko rajniti aur sarkar chlaney ka kuch khaas anubhav nhi hai aur aisey mai yadi unko pradhanmantri bhna diya jaaye tho congress ke neta aasani se desh ko loot saktey hai.

Rahul baba dhith bhi hai. Koi kuch bhi kehta rahey unko koi fark nhi padta.Ye desh ka pradhanmantri bnaney ke liye sabse bda gun hai. dhith honey ka ye gun unko apni  mta sushri Sonia Gandhi sai  virassat mai mila hai.

Rahul ki shaadi bhi nhi hui issliye desh ki yuva mahilayon ka samarthan unhey lgataar mila Rahega

Sabsey bda aur mhatabpuran baat hai ki ve Gandhi Parivaar sai sambandh rakhtey hai. Bharat mai Pradhanmantri ka pd Gandhi parivaar ke baap ki jaagir hai


Digi ko agley chunavo mai apney parivar walon ke liye ticket leni hai issliye bhi Rahul gandhi Pradhanmantri seat ke sahi daveydaar lagtey hai.















Saturday, June 18, 2011

Why Rahul Gandhi is Angry with Sonia Gandhi

Manmohan Singh to Sonia gandhi: Sonia ji kya baat hai aaj kal Rahul ji kuch naraj sai lagtey hai aap sai.
 Sonia Ganhi:      Kya btaun Manmohan ji Rahul keh rha hai ki ki mummy mujhe jeans pehnni hai. Mainay mna kar diya aur kha ki usey apney professinal kapdey hi pehney hongey yaani kurta pajyama. 

Kehta hai meri girl friend  kehti hai ki agar mainay jeans nhi pehni tho vo mujhe chod degi.

Mainay kaha chod deney doo aur mil jayegi.

Tho kehta hai ki 46 saal ki umar mai aur girl friend nhi milegi.  Ab aap hi btao iss samay aur kya kum samsyain hai jo wo ye jid kar raha hai:

Manmohan: Tho Pehnne doo na Sonia ji
Sonia Gandhi: Na Baba na media waley kya kehengay
Manmohan Singh: Tho sonia ji aisa kartey haiki hum congress ke yuva morcha ke sdsyon ke liye jeans hi dress code rakh detey hai.

Sonia Gandhi: Haan ye thik rahegan.lekin wo ek baat aur bhi keh raha hai.

Sonia Gandhi: Kehta hai lokpal bill ke maangey maan lo. Kehta hai ki meri girl friend kehti hai ki tumhari maa kitni dhith hai becharey Anna ki baat nhi maanti aur vo kehti hai ki mujhe aisi aadiyal saas nhi chahiye. Agar hamney Lokpal Bill ki Maangein naa mani tho vo Rahul Sai Shaadi nhi karegi
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Manmohan: Fir tho Rahul ji ke bhavishya ke liye aapko manna hi hoga.Aur agar aap maan jayegi tho mai bhi thoda muh dikhaney ke kabil ho jaunga.

Sonia Gandhi: Arey Manmohan ji aap bhi kya bachey ki baaton mai aatey hai. Maan jayega kuch din mai. Chodo usey. Uske chakkar mai padey tho bahut nuksaan ho jayega

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                   Total Bkbas











Thursday, June 16, 2011

J Dey Murder Case







Mumbai Police nai Mid Day Magzine ke senior Journalist J Dey ke katil ka jo ye sketch release kiya hai isko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki abhi tak tho police ko ye bhi pta nhi chla ki J. Dey ko kisi aadmi nai mara hai ya aurat nai. Katil ka pta chalney mai tho pta nhi kitne varsh lagengay.


Nitin Gatkari karey tho Charachter Dheela

BJP ke Neta Nitin Gatkari ji nai kaha ki congress tho muni sai bhi jyada badnam ho gai hai aur brastachar ke mudde pe vaisay hi kar rahi hai jaisay Pakistan ki Sarkar aatankbad ke mudde pe karti hai. Aisa kehne pe congress ke neta keh rahe hai ki Nitin ji iss tarah ke byano ke liye parsidh hai. Ye tho vahi baat hui ki Digvijay karey tho Raas Leela aur Nitin Gatkari karey tho character dheela.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Strike by Congress Against Anna Hazare and Baba Ramdev


Sonia Gandhi  Samet  Congress Party nai baba  Ramdev aur Anna hazare ki virudh Anshan karney ka faisla kiya hai. Ve Ramleela maidan mai Anshan karengay aur unhonai  nirnai kiya hai ki vo kewal fal khaiyengey. Anshan ke dauran congress ke netayon nai kuch is prakar byanbazi ki.

Manmohan Singh: Ye sab meri chuppi aur bholeypn ka faida utha rahe hai.Ab hum tab thak Anshan karengey jab tak ye log apna aandolan band nhi karengay .

Sonia Gandhi:Hum Larengay aant tak larengay. Fal tho kya mai sarkar ko bachaney ke liye dry fruit bhi kha jaungi.

Kapil Sibbal (seb khatey hui) Ab tho baba ko aur anna ko chiti likh kar deni hi hogi ki ab wo Anshan nhi karengay.

P.Chitabram: Mai tho Sonia ji sai gujarish karta hun ki mai tho tabhi strike per baithunga yadi Sonia ji ye bishwas dilati hai ki vo amma(Jai Lalitha) ki baathon main nhi aayengi.Nhi tho meri jagah amma ko bithai. Wo tho mujhse kahin jayada fal kha jayegi.

Digvijay Singh: Mai 11000 logon ki sena jinko mainay bak bak karney ki training di hai wo bhi fruit strike mai shamil hogi. Wo mil kar itne fruit kha jayegi ki delhi mai fruits ki kami pad jayegi.

Lalu Prasad Yadav: Hum tho tabhi strike mai shamil hongey agar Sonia ji export quality ke fruits mangwaengi. Agar achi quality ke fruit aayengay tho hum kya Rawari aur bachey bhi strike mai aa jayengay.

Sheela Dixit: Hum sai tho  abhi tak sarkar ki koi baat nhi hui strike ke barey mai.Delhi sarkar ki falon ka bandobast karney ki koi jimmedari nhi.

Rahul: Mai tho strike mai badi khushi sai shamil hoyunga kyunki non veg kha kar mera pet bahar aa gaya hai.sirf fal khaunga tho pet balance ho jayega.Merey Anshan karney sai yuva pidi ko fast food chod kar fal khaney ki prerna milegi.

Priyanka: Mai bhi strike mai shamil ho jaungi bachon ko lekar. Bachon ko sab ko fruit khata dekh kar fruit khaney ki aadat pad jayegi.

Pranab Mukherji: Mai tho pehley hi sugar ka mareez  hun. Mai kya congress ke kai neta sugar sai pidit hai.Agar hum Fal kha kha kar mar gaye tho iski jimmedari baba Ramdev aur Anna ki hogi.

Manish Tiwari: Fal kha kar mujhme itne takat aa jayegi ki mai apni party ka baba ramdev aur Anna ke virudh sahi pratinidhitab kar sakunga.

Deepak Chaurasia: Tho dekha aapney kis tarah din mai ek ek kilo meat khaney waley neta  loktantr ko Ramdev baba aur Anna ke prakop sai bachaney ke liye sirf fal kha kar karengay atim saans tak Anshan


Monday, June 13, 2011

Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh on long Ride

Sonia Gandhi: Manmohan ji aap 5 saal purey honey tak unhi chalatey jaiye. Traffic ki parvah mat kiziye. Mai jahan kahun vahin lejaiye.Mai piche beth kar sab kuch sabhal lungi.

Manmohan Singh: Jo hukum madam ji

Interview of Delhi Police official on Ramleela Maidan Event


Punjabi Bheja Fry kai Papu Reporter nai Ramleela Maidan ke khatnakram  pe Delhi Police ke varisht Adhikari ki interview li aur ussey kuch swal puchey

Q1…..  Delhi police pe aarop hai ki Delhi Police nai Delhi ke Ramleela Maidan mai shaanti sai soye hui baba ke smarthko per aansu gas chodi aur laathi charge kiya. Aap iss Vishay mai kya kehengay?

Ans;…….   Ji hamne soye hui kisi aadmi per aakrmn nahi kiya hamne pehle unhe jgaya aur fir unpe laathicharge kiya. Isliye ye aarop bilkul be buniyaad hai ki hamne soye hui logon pe laathicharge kiya.

Q2.... Aap logon nai baba ke samrathko kai purse aur samaan chori kiye?
Ans:.... Ji hamne unke purse unke paisay ginne ke liye uthai per jb unme kuch nhi nikla tho hm samjh gay eke wo hamey ullu bnanaey ke liye purse chod gaye hai.

Q3..... Aap nai baba ko kyun pakda?
Ans.... Je baba je bina kapdon ke dhod rahe thy tho hamne unhe pakda taanki unhe kapde pehna de.Ab itne badey sant ko aisey bina kapdon ke chodna achi baat nhi ji.

Q4...... Maidan mai mahila police kum kyun thi?
Ans....... Je Mahila police kum nhi thi actually jb hamse emergency mai mahila police ko raat ko unke kharon sai bulaya tho wo civilian dress mai hi aa gayi. Issliye pta hi nhi chla ki vo kitni sankhya mai hai.

Q5....... Aap nai mahilayon ke duppattey kyun khichey?
Ans.... je hamne unke dupattey khich kar unki grdn mai lpet diye taanki utrey nhi.

Q6...... Aap nai stage per aag kyun lgai?
Ans.....- ji hamne nhi lgai. Jab hum vahan pahunche tho baba ka ek smarthak stage pe bidi pi aha tha. Der ke maarey uske haath sai bidi chut kar niche ghir gai.Jisse aag lag gai aur iska aarop hum pea a gaya.

Q7..... Police waley shrab pi kar kyun gaye thy?
Ans....- Dekho ji jab Baba ko arrest karney ke order aai tho hammey sai kuch police waley jo baba ke smarthak hai wo iss baat ko bardasht nhi kar paye. Dukhi ho kar unhoney shrab pi. Ab wo kya kartey duty bhi jaruri thi mna bhi nhi kar saktey thy.

Reported by:
Pappu
Punjabi Bheja Fry(Total Bakbas)









Sunday, June 12, 2011

The Reason Behind Digvijay Singh’s Comments regarding Baba Ramdev


Digvijay Singh ji bar bar keh rahe hai ki baba ke pass 1100 crore rupees kahan sai aai iska karan ye hai ki baba ke Anshan sai doo din pehle digvijay ke paas Swiss bank ke agent ka phone aaya aur usne Digvijay ko btaya  ki aapka 1100 crore ka amount galti sai india ke kisi Baba Ramdev ke account mai transfer ho gya hai aur phir unhoney jab ye baat congress ke mantriyon ko btai.

Congress kai 4 matriyon nai Baba Ramdev sai Digvijay ke paiasay ke baarey mai puchney ke liye airport pe bethak ki. Lekin baba nai iske barey mai kuch bhi btaney sai inkaar kar diya. Jisse naraj ho kar congress nai baba ke Anshan pe raat ko police ko bhej kae lathi charge karwaya. Lekin baba wahan sai bhaag gai
Abhi tak Digvijay ko apna paisa nhi mil paya aur wo bar bar puchtey hai ki ‘Baba ke paas 1100 crore ka amount kahan sai aaya. Issiliye Digvijay ye bhi keh rahe hai ki baba ko jisne gupt daan diya uska naam tho btaye.
Jab baba bimar ho gaye tho Digvijay ko lga baba jaan bujh kar bimar ka bahana kar rahe hai taanki koi unsey 1100 crore ke baarey mai naa puchey.
Ab issiliye wo lagon sai keh rahey hai ki baba nautanki kar rahe hai
Becharey Digi



Reported by: Punjabi Bheja Fry(Total Bakbas)

Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh Dancing on Munni Song



Munna badnam Hua Munni Terey liye
 

Suggestion for Lalu Prasad Yadav


Bihar ke prachlit murkh neta Lalu Prasad Yadav nai apni pashu budhi ka upyog kartey hui kaha, “Baba Ramdev khud ko Yog sai kyun nhi thik kar letey”

Is chara bhakshak ko koi doo battein samjhaye

Pehli ye ki Behoshi ki Halat mai koi Yogasn nhi ho Sakta
Dusra Doctor kabhi apna ilaaz kabhi khud nhi kar Sakta

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Special Meeting of Congress


Jab Baba Ramdev Bimar ho gaye tho Sonia Gandhi nai khush ho kar Congress ki khas bethak bula kar party ke logon sai kaha “ Ab tum log khuley aam baba ke barey mai kuch bhi bol saktey ho kyunki baba abhi bimar hai  aur wo kisi baat ka koi jabab nhi de saktey “aur unhoney kaha ki is samay per meri ummedey Digwijay Singh, Kapil Sibbal sai kafi aadhik hai ki ve kuch bhi bolein per party ki chavi sundhrein aur isi avsar pe unhoney digvijay sigh ko unki safal byanbazi ke liye dhanyabad diya aur kha ki Manmohan Singh unse kuch seekh len.

Special Report: Punjabi Bheja Fry(Total Bakbas)

Digvijay Singh Says

Je baba Ramdev 11000 lokan nu shastr chalaun de training den gay taan mai 11000 lokan nu bakbas maran de training daunga taanki 11000 de baba ramdev de sena nu control ch rakhya ja sakey

Ravinshankar Meets Baba

Ravishankar: Mai baba ka anshan tudwa dunga aur unhey art of living join karwa lunga.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Anna Aur Ramdev ke dosti



Ye Anshan hum nhi todengay
Todengay dum magar sarkar ka picha na chodengay
Ye dosti hum nahi todengay
Brastachar sai Ladna Sath hai
Sarkar ko Sudharna Sath hai
Jaan pe bhi khalengey desh ke liye le leleyngay
Sarkar sai dusmani
Logon ko aate hain doo nazar hum magar
Dekho doo nahi
Pura desh Hamarey Saath Hai
Darney ki Kya baat hai
Khaana peena saath hai
Anshan karna sath hai
Marna jeena saath hai
Sarri Jindgi



Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Meeting Between Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh



Manmohan Singh –Sonia ji menu bachao,dasso ki kariye, baba ni manda kenda mai ni band karda Anshan. Uthon di Anna hazare bhi Delhi aa ke baith gya.

Sonia- Don’t worry tumhey koi kuch nhi kahega. Tum chup karke apney ghar mai ghusey raho. Public mai mat aayo.Just chill. Sibbal, Pranab aur Digvijay sab ko kuch handle kar lega.

Manmohan Singh: Sonia ji mainu Bahut dr lag reha hai.Mai ki kran.Mainu kyun bnaya Pradhan Mantri.

Sonia: Manmohan tum bahut siddha hai, ye sab tumharey bas kaa baat nhi hai.Tumhey issiliye tho Prime minister bnaya hai kyun ki  tum siddha hai aur tum bahut obedient hai .

Tum kisi chiz ka reason nhi puchta bus hamarey isara pe nachta rehta hai. Pura congress tumhara innocence ka mja leta hai. Kuch bhi karta hai aur tumhara innocent face ko janta kai Samne la kar bach jaata hai.

Manmohan: Per lok mainu galan kad rahey nai.

Sonia : Arey Tum pe  koi blame aayega aur tumharey karan kisi aur mantri per bhi nhi. U r such a cutie pie. Congress and Indian people luv u only for ur cute innocent face Manmohan.

Manmohan: Sonia ji  Mainu sodi tension hai.BJP, Anna te Baba Ramdev Sodey Barey ulta siddha boli jaandey ne. Merey tho sunya ni janda. Mai soda namak khada hai.

Sonia: Manmohan tum hamara tension mat lo. Mujhey tho hindi  jyada samajh mai hi nhi aata.ha ha ha. Isliye mujhe koi fark nhi padta ke baba, Anna ya Congress kya Bolta hai. Aur jyada problem aaya tho mai Italy chaley Jaungi kuch din ke liye. Vaiasay bhi kafi din sai nhi gayi. Tum Mera Tension mat lo. Apna sehat ka khayal rakho. Tum ko kuch ho gya tho Congress ke paas innocent face nhi rahega jisse log khush rahey.

Manmohan:  Sonia ji Sushma Swaraj bahut ult pult bol rhi hai.

Sonia: Sushma ko tho vaisay bhi bhak bhak karne ka aadat hai. Bahut bolti hai. Pta nhi kya khaati hai vo.

Manmohan: Sonia ji mai soch reha haan tyaag patr de daan.

Sonia: No manmohan. Aisa khyal mn mai laana bhi nhi. Tumharey baad kisko Prime Minister bnaegay. Robert nai priyanka ko bhi mna kar rakha hai politics mai aaney ko aur Rahul ko log abhi jyada like nhi karta. Abhi tho vo logon ko impress karney mai lga hua hai. Agar tumney resign kar diya tho uska sara career barbaad ho jayega.

Manmohan: Sonia ji per mai tang aa gaya. Meri bdi beijti ho rhi hai.

Sonia: Manmohan ji agar aap nai resign kar diya baaki ke log Prime Minister Chair ke liye ld padengay. Aur kisi nai samrthan bapis le liya tho tho sarkar gir jayega aur Rahul ka career tho barbaad ho jayega. Tum thoda patience rakho. Aisa karo thodey din ke liye TV dekhna bnd karo. Just chill.

Manmohan : Mera jenna haram ho gaya Prime Minister bn ke Sonia ji.

Sonia :Kum sai kum mujh jaisi vidhwa aurat ke bachey ke career ke barey mai socho Manmohan ji. Agar mujhe pehley pta hota ki aap aisey darpok hai tho mai kisi aur innocent aur intelligent aadmi ko Prime Minister Bna deti.Aisa situation mai resign karengey tho apka aur congress dono ka image khrab hoga. Bus kisi tarah se teen saal purey kar ligiye aur agli baar agar congress jeet gya tho  dekhtey hai kya karna hai. Ab aap ja saktey hai Manmohan ji aur Media mai kuch bhi bolney sai Pehley mujhe phone karke puch lena.

Mamohan: Madam tusi kyon nhi bn jaandey Prime Minister

Sonia: Arey Manmohan ji agar mujhe kisi nai maar diya tho mera bacha Rahul tho Dunia mai Akela pd jayega. Uska kya hoga merey baad. Abhi tho uska shaadi bhi nahi hua.Aur mai es desh ke liye apna jaan gwana nhi chahti.






Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Brastachar and Kala tan of Bebey


Santo to bebey-Na bebey  ‘brastachar’ ki hunda.
Bebey – Na tu kithe sun laya
Santo- Oho Jogey alla baba Ramdev sara din TV te bolda rehnda. ‘ Brastachar  tho dur raho.
Bebey –Acha oho.Ni  Brastachar da matlab hai ‘brast achar’ naaley krab te galya sadya achar.
Baba Ramdev kehnda ‘mai  taan sara din joga sikhaunda mar gya,  Te tusi galya sadya achar ni khano hatde. Pehla  es brastachar tho dur ho jo fer hi joga sodey shrir nu faida karuga'
Santo-le bebey saadey papu de daddy taan  pichley saal da achar khano nhi hatde. Mai taan aaj hi sara aachar bar marun chak k.


Santo- Ek Bebey baba ramdev ‘kala tan,  kala tan’ bhi karda rehnda hai.uhda ki matlab
Bebey-le tenu ni pta
Santo-na bebey
Bebey- Kaaley tan da matlab hai ‘fatey puraney kaley note’.
Santo-te baba kyun kenda’ kala tan ,kala tan’
Bebey-  baba kehnda mai taan joga sikhanda mar gya te tusi ticket len lagey galey sadey note fda jaandey ho.
Santo-na bebey oho kenda si kala dhan des di trajkki te lao
Bebey-ni ohi. Kenda note banka ch paye fatti jandey nai te kalley hoyi jaandey ne.uhna nu des di tarkki
te layo per  meri ticket len lagey navey note daayo.
Santo-changa
  

Monday, June 6, 2011

Baba enjoying yoga on Delhi belly song



Slogan against Government


Jis din sarkar nai ramleela maidan ch lokan te nalley babey ramdev te sakht karwai kitti taan
 
Agle din lok nara la rahe si ‘Sonia  jiski mummy hai, vo sarkar nikammi hai’. 

Mai isey narrey tho impress ho k eek poem likhi jisde naal narra complete te badhiya ban sakda hai

Meri poem hai…………………………

Rajeev Gandhi  jiska papa hai
Aus sarkar nai paya syapa hai

Prinyanka jisdi bhain hai
Vo sarkar dain hai

Rahul  jis sarkar da Bhai hai
usne khule aam lut machai   hai

Indira jisdi daadi hai
Aus sarkar nai machai barbaadi hai
Te naaley lokan di jaan khaadi hai

Robert jisda jija hai
Aus sarkar da khrab bheja hai

Manmohan jisda uncle hai
Aus sarkar di batti gul hai
Kyunki  isnu Loktantr gaya bhul hai
Is sarkar nu  gadhi te bithauna lokan di bhul hai
Isdi sari pol gai khul hai

Sibbal is sarkar da garah mantri hai
Auhi sabto badda sadyantri hai